Cool Club

I recently drove past a corner that used to contain a very hip and trendy club with an evocative one-word name. It was Deep and then Lush and then I forget what it was, but it’s completely torn down now. I used to drive past it on Friday nights and recall long lines of near-perfect [...]

The Return of Music

I am very excited about MTV. MTV? Did he say MTV? I know. I hear you. MTV hasn’t been socially or personally relevant since they abandoned music in the mid-nineties. But, secretly, in the dark place where I store my memorization of the lyrics of at least three full Pink Floyd albums, was a hope [...]

BMW Drivers, Help Us Help You

If you are a BMW driver, I would like to take a brief moment to let you know that EVERYONE HATES YOU. They don’t hate your car, they hate you. If you think you’re an exception, you’re wrong. If you drive a BMW, every single non-BMW driver on the road thinks you’re an asshole. And [...]

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