BMW Drivers, Help Us Help You

If you are a BMW driver, I would like to take a brief moment to let you know that EVERYONE HATES YOU. They don’t hate your car, they hate you. If you think you’re an exception, you’re wrong. If you drive a BMW, every single non-BMW driver on the road thinks you’re an asshole. And [...]

Say Anything

One of the more frustrating things while talking is being stuck for something to say. Or, even worse, experiencing what the French describe as L’esprit de l’escalier, spirit of the stairs, stairway wit. Thinking of the perfect thing to say after you’ve left the perfect moment to say it. Very few humans have the natural [...]

A New Hope

The single most destructive force in our modern world is organized religion. Fabricated origin stories were a functional, but not necessarily requisite, aid to the formation of early civilizations. As our general understanding of science has improved and our ability to process logical thought has evolved we have had less and less use for fiction [...]

Family Postal

I have entirely too many postcards in my possession. Post cards usually purchased during travel to share my journey with friends and family who have the horrible misfortune (London) or joyous fortune (a different day in London) not to be with me. Therefore, I felt a surge of guilt shoot through my whatever when upon [...]

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